Stories

Git Push Origin Master

Somebody pushed the code live without checking it. This code is a disaster, and the developers aren't fixing it.

Film: coming to YouTube. Song: Git Push Origin Master.

A City financier parks his BMW across two bays in the Waitrose car park, right beside a tent, and has a few words for the man living in it.

Film: coming to YouTube. Song: Camping.

Karen has lost her job, and she would like to speak to the manager. She has all day.

Film: coming to YouTube. Song: All Day to Complain.

Eleven politicians and pundits in black suits and thin black ties. One bank, one plan, eleven code names. Now, who's running point?

Film: coming to YouTube. Song: The Bank Robbery.

Made by machines trained on work nobody was paid for. So was the future I come from.